Sonic the Hedgehog

A nervous breakdown waiting to happen, with SEGA’s mismanagement and the Sonic communities continued harassment/bickering over the most insignificant little details, this is a hedgehog on the edge. Lets just hope that when his mind does go he takes Big out with a shotgun first.

Just in Time Latest:
Amy has taken advantage of certain resources provided to her and brainwashed Sonic into loving her, to the exclusion of everyone else including his job at saving the world.

Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

Super intelligent and pissed off, Tails has been riding second gun to Sonic for the last 15 years and it’s starting to annoy him, but without Sonic around Tails doesn’t have the skills to save the world. When there’s a hostage that needs taking this fox is top of the list.

Just in Time Latest:
Tails is trying to fill in for Sonic in the belief that he’s happy with Amy, and with Eggman retired there doesn’t seem to be a need for Sonic anymore.

Amy Rose

Sonic obsessed sociopath, over the years Amy’s love has grown into an obsession and from there it has led to a very dark place where she will do anything to get her hedgehog, and I mean anything!

Just in Time Latest:
Amy has managed to brainwash Sonic into loving her and is planning a long and happy life together.

Knuckles the Echidna

The master emeralds lackey, Knuckles defends the master emerald to the best of his abilities, it’s a pity those abilities don’t extend very far.

Just in Time Latest:
Sleeping… I don’t know I can’t be expected to have a story in development for every character!

Shadow the Hedgehog

Emmo hedgehog with gun love issues, Shadow has been through a lot of soul searching in recent years, which also seems to involve stuff blowing up. Now he knows who he is and why he’s here, he’s just a little bored now, which could actually be more dangerous.

Just in Time Latest:
Shopping with Rouge and desperately hoping that the floor will just open up beneath him and swallow him whole, just like every other guy on a shopping womens clothes shopping trip.

Vger the Wise

Author and all round basted, Vger runs the show so to speak, but rather than take action he sits of to the side lines and watches the world he runs unfold, and keeps eluding to a coming danger… or maybe it’s trapped wind.

Just in Time Latest:
Drinking a cup of coffee and planning new and interesting ways to fuck with Sonics mind.